The Inbetweeners.

THE INBETWEENERS, also not known as BUS WANKERS. And remember, JAY is not  your FUCKING FRIEND

TIPICAL INBETWEENER QUOTES.

Simon's Dad: You've had an eventful day - bunking off school, buying alcohol illegally, defacing Carli's drive and insulting Neil's dad - have I missed anything?
Will: We also hit a spastic with a Frisbee.

Neil: Jay was telling us about them birds he pulled in Norfolk.
Jays Dad: Oh right was he?
Jay: Yeah, you remember them, right dad?
Jays Dad: Well he's a total bullshitter then, cos the only pussy he's ever touched was his mums when he fell out of it.


Simon: Its YOUR spunk!! 
Neil: but it's YOUR car! 
Simon: What...so if I spunked in your face it would be yours?


Simon: You wet the bed when you were 10
Jay: Yeah I wet your mums bed...with my spunk.